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日本のトイレ!

 

 

 

00:00
Where I'm from, this is what Japanese toilets are like.
00:03 どうして上の方に蛇口がついてるの?
OK, so why is there a tap on the top?
00:06
So, if you flush it,
00:10
Flush it, and the water goes,
00:14
and the water comes out!
00:18
So we can wash our hands,
00:21
And then when you go here, you just wipe you hands.
00:25
But sometimes you put soap here.
00:28
Really? Have you seen somebody put soap there before?
00:30
Yeah, somebody put soap here, so then you could just wash it here and just go.
00:35
So what are those characters on the handle?
00:38
This means, if you go up it means 'poo' or 'big'
00:46
And this character means 'small', so it's like 'pee'
00:50
And then you just go like this
00:52
If you push a button somewhere,
00:54
Actually, the seat warms up.
00:57
Is it warm right now?
00:58
Yeah!
00:59
So your bum will be warm
01:01
You go: 'Ahhh'
01:04
So this button,
01:06
sprays water water onto your private parts to clean it.
01:11
And this one will spray the water, inside your bum to clean it.
01:18
Like, if you had a poo.
01:19
And then this one is the stop button.
01:23
This means it's very low, the power of the water
01:30
And this is very high, going:
01:31
'SHISHUISH!'
01:32
And this one goes:
01:33
'Shaash...' Like that.
01:35
This might spray out and go: 'Swoosh'
01:41
'Let's wash our bum!'
01:46
That's for private parts...
01:48
It won't wash it?
01:49
Oh wait!
01:54
Try washing your bum.
01:57
Oh!
01:59
It knows you're not there I think.
02:01
It pops out and pops back in.
02:03
We gotta be smarter than this toilet here...
02:05
Put your face in front of it, maybe it need to look at something...
02:11
Oh there we go!
02:12
'Shriek!'
02:13
Hah, it knows you're there!
02:15
Uh, OK, I think if you...
02:18
Hands?
02:19
Yeah, you have to put some weight on it.
02:22
OK, there we go!
02:24
It's coming out!
02:26
'Shriek!'
02:29
Look there it is, it's spraying!
02:31
Going back in...
02:32
'Haha!'
02:35
Have you ever washed your bum with it before?
02:37
No...
02:38
You're going to test out the sprayer?
02:41
No! I don't want to...
02:43
'I'll just fake it!'
02:46
So this is my dad, and he is going to test 'The Bum Sprayer!'
02:52
Yeah...
02:53
OK, here it goes
02:58
Ah!
03:00
It's cold!
03:02
Oh, it's cleaning my bum very nicely
03:06
Uhm,
03:06
I'm gonna adjust the power on the power setting
03:11
Oh yeah, that's harder
03:13
And nice and gentle, soft.
03:16
Oh, well it's very cold now.
03:18
I have to stop it!
03:19
OK
03:20
Am I done Aiko?
03:22
Yeah, you are done!
03:23
OK, thank you.
03:24
It's OK.
03:25
Bye, bye! See you next time.